wrasslormonkey:

You go, gir—WAIT, NOT PG! (by @WrasslorMonkey)

wrasslormonkey:

You go, gir—WAIT, NOT PG! (by @WrasslorMonkey)

merchandice:

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

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Heathers (1988)

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wrasslormonkey:

BRRRRRRRRRRAPAWOOOOOOOO! (by @WrasslorMonkey)

wrasslormonkey:

BRRRRRRRRRRAPAWOOOOOOOO! (by @WrasslorMonkey)

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mynameisdario:

throwback 

ArtistDance Gavin Dance
TitleUneasy Hearts Weigh The Most (feat. Nic Newsham)
AlbumDance Gavin Dance

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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humansofnewyork:

"I’m 33 and I still work as a bartender. To make it worse, my brother is a world renowned chemist. So when my father talks to people at weddings, he says: ‘My son just got a million dollar grant. And my daughter lives in New York.’ The thing is, I used to be such an overachiever. I skipped the last two years of high school. I got a full ride to college, but ended up dropping out. I don’t know what happened. I keep telling myself I’m saving up to go back to school, but I don’t have any savings. I don’t know, I just feel very lame all the time. Don’t make me sound too lame."

humansofnewyork:

"I’m 33 and I still work as a bartender. To make it worse, my brother is a world renowned chemist. So when my father talks to people at weddings, he says: ‘My son just got a million dollar grant. And my daughter lives in New York.’ The thing is, I used to be such an overachiever. I skipped the last two years of high school. I got a full ride to college, but ended up dropping out. I don’t know what happened. I keep telling myself I’m saving up to go back to school, but I don’t have any savings. I don’t know, I just feel very lame all the time. Don’t make me sound too lame."

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  • First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
  • Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS IS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOU'VE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

intensional:

when someone asks to see your phone

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peter-capaldi-yo:

The Evolution of Lara Croft.

from wobble blob to i forgot she’s not real

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